Saturday, August 8:
Two things stand out to me, looking at this mock-up.
One, I really shouldv'e photochopped some head-phones onto Cuddy back in the day.
Two, Denny's head is HUGE. I don't mean in the picture, either - I mean his noggin is ENORMOUS. That image? Scaled down. I bet that lil' extra weight around his mid-section is just to keep the extra weight up top from adding unwanted movement to his pitches.
But back on topic - driving in two runs, the second the game winner? Hellz yeah Mike's the MotH.
Special mention to our bullpen (crainially endowed or not) for keeping the Racially Insensitive from crossing home plate.
And Garza - 93 pitches in four innings? You'd better wash their feet with your tears of gratitude, young fella.
P.S. - You still deserve better than 1-2 on the year.
P.P.S. - You also pitched out of some hella-jams there, so I guess you can just wash their feet with tap water.
5.5 out, bitches!