Friday, August 17, 2007

The last three games...

Sometimes, the endangered Silvaback Gorilla needs help. Sometimes giving up only one run through seven innings isn't enough. Sometimes, it takes a Tiny Superhero to take matters into his own hands and win the damn game, by getting his tiny ass to third and scoring on a wild pitch. So in other words...




As far as the last two against the Mariners...




Back to back MotH. 1st game? 4-fer-4, 3 RBI. 2nd game? Grand Slam. You = win. At least versus the Mariners, who I used to love, before they totally treated the Big Unit like total crap, which is really stupid. And your loss = Minnesota's gain. So take that, you sea fairimg buttholes.

Oh yeah - Garza and Baker? You were awesome too. Twas good to see Baker bake up a one run masterpiece, and GaRRRza pirate a win against the merchant maweiners.




Yeah, my puns suck. Deal with it.

1 comment:

Karleeee said...

When I see the gAAARRRza picture.
I always think he's throwing the parrot.

Then I laugh..and get an awesome mental image of him practicing throwing exotic birds during practice.